RED BULL

Red bull is made of a substance that no one likes.  It is something animals excrete from their bodies.  Here is a hint for all you people out their. 

WOOT WOOT!

YEA, GO SAINTS, The score was 31-17.

man

i will go to the mall, but i am not ice skating.

WHYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

this sucks big time, even though I used hand sanitizer, Mr. Skonecki still said it was unsanitary.

haircut

How could Mr. Skonecki be so oblivious that i got a haircut, i even talked to him face to face Monday and Tuesday but he didn’t notice till today. I had just gotten a hair cut on Saturday, my hair doesn’t grow 2 inches a day. Even Cassidy noticed my haircut before you, thats so sad Mr. Skonecki.

Obama…..Osama

Its not that I don’t think Barack a good president, it is just the few things that make me suspicious.

John McCain, Hillary Clinton, and Barack Obama all die and go to heaven. God looks down from his throne and asks McCain, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”

McCain takes a breath and then replies, “Well, I think so because I was a great leader and tried to follow the words in your great book.” God looks down and then says, “You can sit to my left side.”

So, McCain takes his seat and then God asks the same question to Hillary, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?” Hillary thinks for a second and then replies, “I think so because I have been fighting for the rights of so many people for so long.” God again looks down and this time says, “You can sit to my right side.”

Finally God turns to Barack Obama and asks, “Do you think you deserve to be in heaven?”
Obama smiled and replied, “I think you’re in my seat.”

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1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
4. If you ever suggested that the “Vero Possemus” campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya’s alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)
8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot’s big ears is politically correct.)
9. If you ever said that the look on his wife’s face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain’s face is politically correct.)

10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.

http://www.funnyandjokes.com/obama-jokes.html

STUPID!!!

I got a stupid hair cut, i wish i could keep it long. By the way, I’m ready for the insults Mr.  Skonecki.

IM SORRY

Jamie i’m so sorry. ok on january 29, I swung my hand to point at Joe and i accidentally hit Jamie. Then on the  30th, I took one little step backwards and bumped into Jamie. Wow, i am really clumsy.

WOW

I typed in Cody Duffy and a naked lady came up. XD

Try not to laugh

Im bored, so all I have to say is try not to laugh. =)